13 best tweets of the week, including Dame Judi Dench, blackberries, and the Big Purchase
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We’re inching toward the summer, the CDC says masks might soon be a thing of the past for the vaxxed, and it’s FRIDAY.
What a week. Another one down. We did it, Joe.
To celebrate the end of another week, we collected some of our favorite funny tweets from the last seven days. So here they are for you to enjoy as you head into the weekend.
1. Damn, you hate to see it
CDC says we all have to keep wearing our figurative masks because no one wants to see the real you 😔
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) May 13, 2021
2. The whole pub IS loving it
3. Finally have a retirement plan
4. Frankly, Whop is a great name
5. Wow. Beautiful.
6. I’ve been saying that a good blackberry is a game changer
Eating some blackberries that are so good they have me rethinking my berry power rankings.
— TV’s Ian Karmel, from television. (@IanKarmel) May 14, 2021
7. Perfect
8. Not my responsibility
9. If I’ve learned anything it is that the Big Purchase will fix it. It always does. Foolproof method for happiness that has no after effects at all.
fuck therapy, i need to Make A Big Purchase.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) May 11, 2021
10. Obligatory dril tweet
spent the past 9 days mulling over the concept of a “Sequel” to the beloved $100 bill
— wint (@dril) May 7, 2021
11. Fiesta forever, baby
Hi if you’re young and reading this know that you can destroy your life at any age, it’s a fiesta forever https://t.co/SwRb4mRstS
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) May 10, 2021
12. Bennifer back together
13. And, finally, beavers really do their thing, don’t they?
water gently running through a stream:
beavers: i have got to stop this
— cor y (@coolmathgame_) May 12, 2021
